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Today, we look at SpaceX’s off switch. Hit reply and let us know what you think (we read all of your kind words).

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The take: A private company just made the biggest battlefield call of the month. No government ordered it.

What happened: Ukraine's Defence Minister texted SpaceX. Musk said yes. Within eleven days, every unverified Russian terminal on the front line went dark.

Why it matters: Russia had no backup. Ukrainian troops reported losing coordination across stretches of the front. The off switch worked, and it sat in one man's pocket.

What to watch: Whether Musk keeps the whitelist active if peace talks produce a ceasefire, because the moment negotiations start, he decides whether Ukraine keeps its advantage.

Russia's official response was silence. Its bloggers called for nuking Musk's satellites.

[Analysis] When Your Shield Becomes Their Sword: The Starlink Paradox — Times of Israel, Feb 2026

Source: Vincent James Hooper, security analyst, Times of Israel.

Background: Written days after the whitelist went live, this piece reconstructs the full governance failure — from the first documented Russian Starlink use in Donetsk in 2024 to the January 2026 train strike.

Key quote: "SpaceX is not a government agency bound by alliance obligations or military protocols. It is a commercial enterprise whose owner has demonstrated both the willingness to make unilateral battlefield decisions and a volatile relationship with accountability."

Why it matters now: Peace talks between Ukraine, Russia, and the US are already underway in Abu Dhabi. The whitelist was activated during hostilities. Nobody has asked what happens to it during a ceasefire.

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Here’s Your Brew

Russia didn't hack Starlink.

It bought it through Dubai middlemen, falsified documents, and shell companies across Central Asia.

Terminals were activated in countries where Starlink is legal, then smuggled to the front.

Because the hardware is identical to civilian kit, SpaceX had no clean way to block it without also cutting off Ukrainian units using unregistered devices.

That's why the whitelist took so long.

Starlink isn't a weapons system. It has no treaty obligations, no alliance protocols, and no oversight body.

Every decision — who gets access, who gets cut off, when, and why — runs through one inbox.

This week, that was good news for Ukraine. But China is watching the Taiwan Strait and taking notes.

The question isn't whether a private company should control battlefield infrastructure.

It already does.

Two Sides, One Mug

The Starlink Debate

Pro: SpaceX acted fast when governments couldn't — a Ukrainian train full of civilians was hit by what analysts believe was a Starlink-guided drone on January 27th, and eleven days later every unauthorised terminal on the front line went dark.

Con: A private company just made a one-sided decision that altered an active war — no one authorised it, no treaty covers it, no regulator can touch it.

Our read: The scariest part isn't that Musk helped Ukraine. It's that the whole arrangement depends on him continuing to want to.

Receipt of the Day

A full timeline of how one man's satellite network became a weapons system — from Musk's 2022 "Starlink is now active in Ukraine" tweet to the February 2026 whitelist.

Spit Take

Russia had no battlefield alternative to Starlink. None. — Al Jazeera, Feb 2026

How Russian forces smuggled Starlink terminals through Dubai — The supply chain that made this possible, and why sanctions alone were never going to stop it.

Eleven days: from civilian train strike to full system shutdown — The full timeline from Fedorov's first call to Musk's public reply. When the Pentagon tried the same thing in 2024, it took months.

Starlink-equipped drones could reach Moldova and parts of Poland — That range figure is why this stopped being a Ukraine story and became a NATO one.

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