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Feb 3, 2026

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5 min read

AI Built a Social Network. You Can't Post.

37,000 bots organised in one week. Humans can only watch.

AI Built a Social Network. You Can't Post.

Feb 2, 2026

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5 min read

Andrew's "Lots of Privacy" Email

Fresh DOJ files show he invited Epstein to the Palace. Weeks after house arrest.

Andrew's "Lots of Privacy" Email

Jan 30, 2026

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6 min read

Japan's birth rate dropped 500,000 in a single year. The cause is back for 2026.

One superstition. One zodiac year. The data is wild.

Japan's birth rate dropped 500,000 in a single year. The cause is back for 2026.

Jan 29, 2026

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6 min read

In 1980, regulators bankrupted silver billionaires with ONE rule change. (They just used it again.)

The exchange just pulled the same lever that killed the Hunt Brothers.

In 1980, regulators bankrupted silver billionaires with ONE rule change. (They just used it again.)

Jan 28, 2026

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5 min read

The Great Medicare Squeeze (And Who Pays)

Insurers wanted 5%. Oz gave them 0.09%.

The Great Medicare Squeeze (And Who Pays)