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Dec 11, 2025

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Elon Musk poops AI photographs. This is the art market now.

Beeple sold robot billionaires for $100,000 each. They sold out.

Elon Musk poops AI photographs. This is the art market now.

Dec 10, 2025

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6 min read

Meta said Australia's ban wouldn't work. At midnight, it worked.

Australia proved they could do what the tech giants said was impossible.

Meta said Australia's ban wouldn't work. At midnight, it worked.

Dec 9, 2025

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7 min read

Can't raise taxes. Can't cut benefits. Dalio says that's the crisis.

Ray Dalio says the maths are stuck. So is the politics.

Can't raise taxes. Can't cut benefits. Dalio says that's the crisis.

Dec 8, 2025

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6 min read

The watchmaker told Coppola: If you ever have a problem, sell the watch.

The problem arrived. The watch worked.

The watchmaker told Coppola: If you ever have a problem, sell the watch.

Dec 5, 2025

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6 min read

Mark Zuckerberg, worth $200 billion, is now delivering soup.

The AI talent war just got weirdly personal.

Mark Zuckerberg, worth $200 billion, is now delivering soup.