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A peace deal was hours away. Then the bombs fell. Nobody in Congress voted for what came next.

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The Big Sip

US President Donald Trump speaks in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington, DC.

On 27 February, Oman's foreign minister went on CBS with news nobody saw coming.

Iran had agreed to zero uranium stockpiling. No previous deal got close. Talks were set for 2 March. Trump told reporters he was "not happy" with the negotiations. Twelve hours later, he launched Operation Epic Fury. Maybe the deal would have collapsed. We'll never know. Congress never voted.

The 60-day War Powers clock runs out on 29 April.

If history is any guide, everyone will discover the Constitution exists around 30 April.

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Article I of the Constitution says Congress declares war.

Not the president. Not a Truth Social post at 2 am. Trump called Operation Epic Fury a war — his word, not ours. He told the country to expect casualties.

He launched it without a vote.

Congress tried three times to claw back its war powers.

Three votes, three failures — 212-219 in the House, 53-47 in the Senate. Rand Paul was the only Republican to break ranks.

Yesterday, the White House said authorisation was "unnecessary."

Why?

The country is already in "major combat operations." The reasoning is circular: The war is happening, so permission no longer matters.

The logic of a toddler with B-2 bombers.

And it's not clear whether the US is driving this war.

Netanyahu told Fox News he spent decades pushing American presidents to hit Iran. Trump was the first to say yes. On 23 February, Netanyahu shared intelligence on Khamenei's location — five days later, the bombs fell. Netanyahu wants regime change. Trump wants a deal and the oil — the Venezuela playbook.

Trump made the call — nobody forced his hand.

The Pentagon wants $200 billion in fresh funding.

Hegseth's pitch?

"It takes money to kill bad guys."

The 60-day War Powers deadline says forces must withdraw without congressional approval. No president has ever obeyed it. Thirteen dead Americans. Over $25 billion spent.

No exit date.

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🟢 Pro: Iran withdrew from the Non-Proliferation Treaty in January and was months from weapons capability. No president since FDR has asked Congress for a formal declaration. Trump followed the same playbook.

🔴 Con: A mediator announced a breakthrough on live TV the day before. This wasn't self-defence. It was one person's choice.

Our read: The Constitution doesn't have a "but we were in a hurry" clause. If it did, every war would qualify.

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The sharpest breakdown of why Article II crumbles at this scale. Also covers how Congress's failed votes get spun as implied consent.

Why it matters: The playbook for bypassing Congress is being written now. It'll outlast this president.

Spit Take

$1 billion per day — spent without a single congressional vote.

(CSIS / Pentagon briefing to Congress)

IEA — "Sheltering From Oil Shocks" — The IEA told the world to work from home and drive slower. The internet is calling it "lockdown 2.0." The IEA would prefer you didn't.

TIME — Lawmakers baulk at Pentagon's $200B war funding request. Republicans who backed the war are choking on the bill. Fiscal hawks are discovering principles in real time.

NPR — Iran rejects Trump's ceasefire terms, sets five conditions — Tehran won't negotiate while bombs are still falling. Hard to argue with the logic.

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